About
The Wiseguys were not always the smartest men in the universe. They were just 3 ordinary guys until the morning of April 17th, 1982. The government was testing a new microwave emitter in the forests of the Canadian shield. On a fishing trip, the Wiseguys were bombarded with these rays. 3 of their cranium sizes increased by 750%! The 4th wasn’t effected because he was wearing an aluminum hat!
The Wiseguys joined the circus for a while. They were also members of the secret service, pig wranglers, fake plant producers and whoopee cushion testers until Hollywood came calling. They were not home to take that call, bud did answer the call to come to CHFI and take their rightful place as THE WISEGUYS!
