Gordo here and 3 weeks ago I had to buy a new snow blower because my trusty old one was not working. I get a new one and it gets delivered the day after the last big snowfall we got. I put levers and shine her up nice and boy! does it throw the snow…perfect!
There is one problem now…there’s no more snow!!! Not that’s a bad thing, but you get a new toy, hungry to chomp on the snow and now the white stuff is not falling. I have come to the conclusion that since I have made my life easier by not having to shovel anymore, Old Man Winter has packed up and left.
We were supposed to get dumped on today…I was sitting by the window, with my extra warm winter jacket, mitts, my special Wiseguys Snow Blower hat…and nothing. *sigh*
Also my old snow blower I gave to my brother (who is great at fixing things) and he has the old one back to mint condition, so there’s two of us waiting for snow, all ready to plow.
So if your back is tender from shovelling this winter, rest easy, I have banished the snow from these parts for this winter.
Now if I was only this good with the lotto numbers!
