Worst Mother’s Day Gifts

I love my Mom.

She’s always been great to me… and she’s accepted the fact that I’m not the best at choosing gifts.

That makes Mother’s Day not stressful at all.

This year I plan to get her a nice card, possibly some flowers, and maybe even a book.

Yes… those are boring gifts… but they usually go over well.

My friends though are not as clever.

For whatever reason… the same two buddies of mine drop the ball… year after year… and nothing has improved.

I won’t name names (for my own personal safety), but here are the top-5 WORST Mother’s Day gifts given by my two friends:

5) Cooking supplies Not designer pots and pans… or fancy decorative serving dishes. I’m talking about cooking supplies like flour, sugar, and corn starch.

4) Cleaning items Things like Comet and Vim. Why? So Mom doesn’t run out of what she needs to clean the bathroom.

3) Brush and paper As in a toilet bowl brush and tissues.

2) Diet Book Yes… they gave their mother a book on how she could lose weight.

1) Nothing Zip. Nadda. They didn’t even give their mother a bag of flour.

I’m happy those two friends always forget my birthday!

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