Why Chuck Norris is better than Me
Chuck Norris doesn’t grow his beard, he was born with it when he decided it was time to leave the womb.
A friend told me that. I say it’s closer to fact than fiction.
There is no way a person can grow a beard without super-human strength because the need to scratch is almost unstoppable.
I conceed defeat.
It is with great respect and admiration for the beard growers of this world that I humbly bow out.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When I sleep tonight, my playoff beard will be gone.
As if I stood a chance against Chuck…