Ok, so one of my first blogs found here, was about Denny’s taking away my Mini Burgers from their menu. I went to Denny’s, tried to get some Mini Burgs however much to my surprise, they were taken off the menu. As a fan of said lunch, dinner and/or breakfast, I decided to email Denny’s….This is what I wrote.
Picture this…A batter at the plate, full count, bottom of the ninth. One solo home run would ensure the batter and his team victory. He steps up and swings at a quick fastball. You hear the crack of the bat as the ball raises high into the sky, then all of a sudden, the tv station your watching cuts away to an Oprah promo. Just as he was about to hit the homerun, the tv station cuts to something else.
This is how I feel about the absence of the Mini Burgers at Denny’s. Once a week I would stop at Denny’s and enjoy a miniature burger topped with nothing but mustard and onions.Oh did I mention those are my 2 favorite condiments? Just as I was starting to create a following of other mini burg enthusiasts, you took them away. Why? I went to Denny’s in January looking to sit down and enjoy numerous burgers, however I had to try and enjoy one singular burger…the horror.
I looked around for Ashton Kutcher, I thought perhaps there was a camera crew around each corner just waiting to bust out and tell me I was being punked. All I want to know is why…why have you taken my mini burgers away? Will they be back? I really look forward to your reply!
Kind regards…but kinder if I could taste one more mini burger,
Rob
And for those of you who are fans of the Mini Burgers from Denny’s, I finally got a reply almost 2 months later, I got a response! This was the response…
Thank you for contacting Denny’s. From time to time the menu will be changed to introduce new entrées on our menu for our customers to enjoy. I’m sorry that one of your favorites is no longer available. This entrée may return to the menu at a later time.
Your comments have been documented and forwarded to the appropriate department for review. We appreciate your feedback and look forward to serving you again real soon!
Maria Lanzetti
Denny’s Call Center Associate
I guess I don’t really need the greasy, fattening mini burgers, but while my metabolism is at a steady high level, all I want is to experience one last Denny’s mini burger…please! No games in the blog today, here is our bonus code straight up…Denny’s

