The more you think the better you drink you are!
Ever had an idea you knew was a bad one to begin with and found out later that it was much worse than you had already thought? I give you my Saturday night / Sunday morning!
After a few pops the brilliant idea of pulling out old skateboards from our teenage years and going for a spin was brought up. Seemed like a good one at the time….
After having a hell of a time heading to the pub on these things it had me feeling like I was 15 again….so we thought we’d head home on them. On the ride home I came to find that at 15 I wasn’t very good on the thing and later in life was absolutley horrible!
Up until then I had never broken a bone, torn ligaments, dislocated a joint or tore muscles! The gods were smiling Sunday as they blessed me with opportunity to experience all of them at one time! It only took one slip to land on my elbow and complete the transaction.
Being hopped up on painkillers it probably comes as no suprise that I won’t be on air for a few days…but thought I’d look after the Chez Nation by telling you that the bonus code DUMBASS will score you points until Friday!
(lucky for me, one of my buddies was nice enough to take pictures of the whole ordeal! Above is what you could look like too if you know somethings a bad idea to begin with but you do it anyway) * note the right arm and the are you f-ing with me face when my buddy hauled out the camera to take pictures.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
They say ,a picture is worth a thousand words,
but this one is an exception.
This Picture Clearly,& I mean Clearly,to me,says 3 Things !
1-Man,am I pissed.,,,,,,,(as in, a few shooters,& pints))
2-OOOOOOOuuuuuuuuccchhhhhh, (Me Hurt”n) !
3-Is Quite Evedent & Clear (F @ # K - O F F) !
Just be happy that ya didn’t have to go to emergency to get a HAMPSTER outta somewhere else,,,& your buddy got pictures (OF THAT ) !
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Love it, Harper. I may use this as material to get my promo guy to NOT push us into a rather ridiculous “parade float” entry for our local Canada Day stuff here, where he wants us ALL on skateboards.
I’m of the mind that “the bigger they are, the harder they fall”.
And, uh… I’m pretty big.
/Sorry for the injury, but thank you for the tale.
-Rico, or so they tell me.
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
See children,that’s why you should not try this at home.
Leave it up to the trained professionals,like Robin Ouch Harper.LOLOL
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*•. .•* GET WELL SOON *•. .•*
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June 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
you will live
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
what the hell did u do that for!!! a whole week without you!!! total bummer!!! not to mention that Jackie had to work overtime today!! didn’t sound too happy about it either!! lmao!! hope you get better fast Robin. On the other hand, take a pain killer, have a brewskie and relax whenever the sun peaks out!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Oh man,you look completly f…ked!!!,LOL.boose and a skate board,you have to be crazy!.Buy a horse,at least if your too drunk to climb on it,the horse will walk you home!,LOL.dont expect any hugs and kisses from Jakie,your on her black list now!.OUCH!.Get well soon nut case!,and when you return,bring some flowers to Jackie and offer to cover for her for a week or two!,and maybe,just maybe you will be forgiven!.i just cant help myself from laughing,but i’m sorry,because the hole matter is’nt funny and you must hurt like hell.it was nice to see you at Barrymores saturday night.it was an awsome concert.TAKE CARE BUD.(crow)
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:02 pm
When will the nightmare end ?
Live & LET LIVE,Time heals all ,,I sure hope so,,,,
Peace,,@irk.xxoo
June 24th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
After facing 100 mph.pucks coming at you for some 12 yrs.How could you let this happen? Even on his best nite ,Shawn Avery could never make you look this bad.You look like you went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson & you lost every round !!!!! Thanks for the “LAUGH”!!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Hey Robyn, I hopoe It was ure Birthday, I’Ve seen u b4 & hope your dint accomplish that in one day, if ya did, congrats!?? We’re all
skateboarders @ sometime or(another sunny weekend)off and on. Good Job You Do, Ya Deserve The Holiday and the temp tattoo.
Its’ all part of showbiz, Evil Harper……Next Timr more Medics
June 27th, 2008 at 7:08 am
It’s amazing as we get older we seem to think we’re a lot younger than we actually are.
July 14th, 2008 at 4:27 am
You really look like you’re hurting there Rogyn. I’ll bet it was more painful the next day, lol.
Get well soon. I suggest flowers for Jackie, when you go back to work.