Archive for June, 2008

The more you think the better you drink you are!

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

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Ever had an idea you knew was a bad one to begin with and found out later that it was much worse than you had already thought? I give you my Saturday night / Sunday morning!

After a few pops the brilliant idea of pulling out old skateboards from our teenage years and going for a spin was brought up. Seemed like a good one at the time….

After having a hell of a time heading to the pub on these things it had me feeling like I was 15 again….so we thought we’d head home on them. On the ride home I came to find that at 15 I wasn’t very good on the thing and later in life was absolutley horrible!

Up until then I had never broken a bone, torn ligaments, dislocated a joint or tore muscles! The gods were smiling Sunday as they blessed me with opportunity to experience all of them at one time! It only took one slip to land on my elbow and complete the transaction.

Being hopped up on painkillers it probably comes as no suprise that I won’t be on air for a few days…but thought I’d look after the Chez Nation by telling you that the bonus code DUMBASS will score you points until Friday!

(lucky for me, one of my buddies was nice enough to take pictures of the whole ordeal! Above is what you could look like too if you know somethings a bad idea to begin with but you do it anyway) * note the right arm and the are you f-ing with me face when my buddy hauled out the camera to take pictures.

The Importance of Punctuation!

Monday, June 16th, 2008

You may have heard this on the Doc and Woody show…here’s the video! Apparently someone forgot a period on the teleprompter!

He should change his name to Ron Burgandy!

Blow Out This Thursday

Friday, June 13th, 2008

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This thursday we’ve got a blowout happening that’s a little out of the norm. Instead of giving away concert tickets we’re giving away tickets to the “Carnivale Lune Bleue”. It’s happening in Kars August 1st - September 6th.

When I heard about this I thought (probably the same as you) ” Oh Great another fair”. Then I checked it out. This thing looks very interesting. It’s a throwback to the 1930’s type Carnivales! With vintage faress wheels, vintage carousel and even more.

You can check out the event by clicking here

Should Eric Re Create this One?!

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Here’s the latest internet phenom. 25 year old girl who was taped by her boyfriend. He posted it on youtube titled “Why Every Guy Should Buy Their Girl A Wii Fit” (apparently she didn’t know he was doing this and dumped his ass for a couple of weeks until she realized she’d be getting alot of attention)

In less than a month he’s gotten over 2 million hits! Should Eric re create this one to see if he can top it?

More New Crue

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

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Motley Crue have posted full length version of the next single from the new album Saints Of Los Angeles. It’s called “Muther F*cker Of the Year”

You can have a listen to it by clicking here!

Beat The Heat

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

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With the temperature hitting almost 40 all this weekend I thought it’d be interesting to see what the Chez Nation did to beat the heat. Feel free to offer up ideas as it’s supposed to be a scorcher of a summer.

I usually beat the heat by staying well “hydrated” in the back yard. Although I’ve thought of getting a kiddie pool and soaking in that in the backyard for an afternoon….

613-750-4636 option 6

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

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613-750-4636 option 6. That’s what I’m hoping you’ll call whenever you’ve got anything on your mind! Whether it be when you’re having a few pints and gotta get something off your chest, or something I said but you can’t get through on the station line or to tell me I’m an idiot!

613-750-4636 option 6 is the Robin Harper comment line.

Who knows, from time to time you may find a bonus code on there just for calling!

Busking Pole Dancer

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

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Here’s one I don’t think we’ll see on the streets in the Market this summer. It’s a busking pole dancer! Apparently she travels on the subway over in Bucharest. She walks into a crowded car dressed as an “attractive student like young woman”, puts a cd player on the floor, plays Tom Jones “You can leave your hat on” and peels off her clothes.

She then passes around a hat for riders to show their appreciation!

Not surprisingly this act is not entirely legal. Police are trying to catch her and charge her with indecent exposure and public begging!

Perfect Female Voice

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Scientists believe they’ve come up with the mathmatical formula for the perfect female voice. They based the formula on tone, speed, words per minute and intonation.

You can hear the voice by clicking here

The above video is what I think many guys hear as being the perfect female voice! Proof that it’s not how you say it..but what you say!