Proof Hollywood is Out Of Ideas

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If you thought most movie’s released lately were really bad and that Hollywood is out of ideas it’s official. They are!

Ladies and gentlemen I present “TEETH”. It should be out in the next year or so. It’s a horror movie. It’s main plot involves a lovely young lady who can’t find love because of her TEETH… in her Va J J…her hoo hoo..or whatever else you call a females private parts! I”m dead serious….and it’s not a low budget flick it. It’s got very good production quality.

To see the trailer click here!
(I’m having trouble posting video directly here lately so when the web geeks figure out what’s going on with it’ll be found right here.)

While I think this movie will scare the hell out of any male I know I don’t think it will do well at the box office!

8 Responses to “Proof Hollywood is Out Of Ideas”

  1. Bobby Says:

    Weird Al’s parody of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” comes to mind. The ultimate black widow spider.

  2. emanuel Says:

    i agree…hollywood is getting bored..running out of ideas..waste of time and money,.

  3. linda Says:

    there’s a few ppl i wouldn’t mind using those on!

  4. Shannon Says:

    watched the trailer..think i’ll wait for it to come out on dvd..

  5. Patrick Kilmartin Says:

    Ok, I just watched the trailer for “Teeth”…OMG! It was painful to watch, my legs involuntarily clenched together at the thought of teeth in the main character’s “Yu Hoo”. That is one movie I know most men will NOT want to see.

  6. TheFishnPole Says:

    Ohhhh!! that hurt !!!

  7. Tom Says:

    I really can’t believe that any serious studio would put production funding behind this…I had to look at the trailer, expecting the typical low B-level shlock…and as you say Robin, this ain’t no low budget slasher film!

    Maybe I CAN get a studio to invest in my sassy-talking-butler-robot movie!!

  8. Marc Says:

    What will they think of next? But then again if people keep going to the movies they’ll keep coming up with some strange stuff.

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