Archive for October, 2007

Should’ve Seen It Coming

Friday, October 19th, 2007

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Hot on the heels of Kiefer’s DUI conviction is the release of his Halloween costume from last year. Someone should’ve seen this coming!

No one thinks big of you

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Here’s the anti speeding ads they’re running in Australia. The waving pinky finger is a way of showing that the women think the boys who are speeding have small weiners!

FAN MAIL!!!

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

An interesting trend has started…with my new timeslot (for the time being) There are more people to hear my humor and take on life in general. Some folks enjoy it and others find it less favourable. I figured since I’ve started recieving “fan mail” and we’re all in this together I’d share some of the best ones as they come across my desk. Before I share last weeks biggest fan I have to give the back story so the comments will make sense.

The story: Did a poll on people being rude. Particularly how one guy I held the door for didn’t say thank you or even nod in acknowledgment that I had done him a solid. When we went through the second door ( they were doubles) I didn’t hold it for the guy and let it slam in his face. I figured since he didn’t care if I held the door or not then there really wasn’t any point in doing it again for him.

The fan mail: (it was fairly lengthy so i’ve put the excerpts) it started:

“I know now that your station is an equal opportunity employer and you have demonstrated your commitment in this cause by hiring the incompetent and the mentally challenged to sit in your airchairs” ( This one’s about me!! I’ll credit the writer as this was a witty start to the mail)

the double doors that this imbecile tends to frequent, I want you to understand that had it been me who Brian “Seriously Challenged” Harper had held that door for, at the second door I would have grabbed his shrunken Rogers head and forced it through the glass and left him there to bleed to death. Or at least metaphorically, take it as you will.” ( This also I would’ve given the writer some credit to… but c’mon if you’re going to call names at least get my name right! It’s Robin “Seriously Challenged” Harper!)

So what I take from this is that the writer feels that even if a person doesn’t say thank you or awknowledge that you’ve gone out of your way to do something nice for them you should still do it….otherwise you could get beat up….metaphorically)

The Leafs Saviour!

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

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Looks like there is still hope for Leaf fans this year. Since they can’t keep the puck out of the net they’ve enlisted a “STAR” goalie. Yes that’s Justin Timberlake. He should fit in nicely with the other pansys!

Is it just me?…..

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

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Or do you see a similarity?

Football Picks

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

For whatever reason I’ve had some people ask me to post my picks for this weekend. My past 2 weeks have been horrible ….with that in mind here they are!

Minn vs Chi - CHI
Phil - NYJ - PHI
Wash - Gb - GB
Hou - Jax - JAX
Cin - KC - CIN
Mia - Cle - CLE
Stl - Bal - STL
Ten - Tampa - TEN
Car - Az - Car
Oak -SD - SD
NE - Dal - DAL
NO - Sea - SEA
NYG - ATL - ATL

Best of luck!

Springsteen!

Friday, October 12th, 2007

I’m soo excited to see Springsteen this weekend I thought we’d all celebrate together with some Platinum Nation Points! Springsteenweekend is the code! See you at the show! Don’t forget to get you pumped up for the show starting at 5pm tomorrow we’ll go wall to wall Springsteen with the concert before the concert!

The Reason I Hate Pop

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

This video illustrates clearly to me the mental capacity of someone who loves pop music. And yes I’m jealous the damn bird can dance better than me!

Sacked!

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

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Last week a woman in Windsor won over $500,000 when she picked 14 of 14 football games right. She doesn’t like football and based her picks on “how pretty the proline ticket looked” when she filled it out.

Who would you rather get your picks from?

If you said the first picture just go ahead and make an interesting pattern on that ticket!

If you said the second picture… you can watch her make her picks at her website www.fantasysportsgirl.net

Here’s the Mask Gerber hopefully won’t wear!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

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