Reason I Love Halloween

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Here’s the top 5 reasons trick or treating is better than sex!

1.Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

2.If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.

3.The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

4.If you don’t get what you want, you can go next door.

5.You can “do” the whole neighborhood

2 Responses to “Reason I Love Halloween”

  1. rob Says:

    can you say

    good one’s dude :D

  2. rob Says:

    my previous comment wasn’t complete

    can you say HaHaHaHa

    good one’s dude :D

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