Reason I Love Halloween
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Here’s the top 5 reasons trick or treating is better than sex!
1.Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
2.If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
3.The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
4.If you don’t get what you want, you can go next door.
5.You can “do” the whole neighborhood

