Does this turn you on at all?
 Watching Sting get a close, clean personal shave at the final Police reunion show last night…
Knowing he’s got that whole tantric thing going…
It’s the hand massage that gets me… IT MUST FEEL SOOO GOOD!!
And being pampered by so many people all at once…Â Not sure if I’d be able to relax so easily with everyone watching AND WAITINGÂ for another performance. Oh, the pressure…
He must be used to it by now.Â
As the band said as a last goodbye, “That’s all, folks.”