EVERYDAY. Like clockwork.

Now, if she did it in silence, that would be okay. But anyone who knows Mel, knows she doesn’t do anything in silence. So she reads me HER lame horoscope, and I have to pretend I care. Then, she reads me MY horoscope. Again, I don’t care.

Truth is, my opinion on horoscopes is simple, they’re total BS. To think that we can predict what’s going to happen in our lives today based on when we were born is ridiculous. Not to mention that “Melissa’s horoscope” is the same horoscope that everyone born in the same 1 month span is reading.

The argument from some avid horoscope readers is always this: “But sometimes it totally comes true!” Sure it does, because it’s so general, sometimes it’s gonna “come true”. An example of a lame horoscope: “Today you feel tired, but don’t let it show, something good is about to happen.” Of course you’re tired, it’s Monday. And just because you didn’t hit a red light this morning doesn’t mean your lame prediction came true.

Horoscopes are dumb, keep ‘em to yourself Mel.

Here’s another one that’s stuck around - Etch-A-Sketch. Click here and you can draw online! And when you’re done, there’s nothing to put away.

Need some inspiration? Check this out!

It’s called the WINE RACK . . . and it’s basically a bra that you can fill up with wine . . . for those occasions when it just isn’t cool to be getting drunk. (–Like at church or your daughter’s piano recital.)

The bra is made of polyurethane . . . and it has a bladder which is able to hold an entire bottle of wine. It also has a hose and nozzle which ladies can discreetly sip from when no one is looking.

And to make a good thing even better, the wine rack serves the double purpose of increasing the wearer’s chest size by up to TWO FULL cup sizes.

The only catch is that the more you drink, the smaller your chest gets. (But the more you drink, the easier you get. . . which makes up for your decreasing chest size.)

GUYS!

There’s something for you too: The Beer Belly.

What a game it was too! A huge upset as the Giants keep the Patriots from finishing their perfect season. But enough about that…

Show me the Super Bowl commercials! At $2.7 million per 30 second spot, here they are:

Click here to see them all and vote for your favourite.

And here are some of our favourites for you to enjoy right here:

And one of MY favourites:

According to TripAdvisor, 22% of people ADMIT to stealing. How many don’t admit? It’s also estimated that hotel room theft costs the North American hotel industry over 100 million dollars annually.

Now to be fair, I’ve been guilty of snatching up the soap after I’ve used it. But that’s used soap, the hotel would have just thrown it out anyway right? I’m saving the environment!

But some people go much further as Carmen from the Days Inn Timmins told us this morning. She says that guests taking towels and even batteries from the remote and smoke alarm are a regular occurrence! I can’t believe someone would ever take the battery out of a smoke alarm. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Are you really that hard up for a 9V? I mean honestly, what do you own that even takes a 9V? Besides your own smoke alarm…

Check out these rockin’ seniors….I think someone spiked their tea.

It’s no joke.

Star Wars fans are joining together - light sabres and all - to share in the values expressed in the George Lucas films.

We talked to John the Jedi from Texas this morning - he’s a believer in The Force. I didn’t know what to expect when we called him up. And you know what…I was pretty impressed. John was a really sweet guy, not an odd bird at all.

Click here to find out more about the Jedi way of life.

…And just for fun…have you seen this one? The poor kid in this video has been teased online quite a bit. Maybe more than ‘a bit’…it’s been viewed more than 4 million times!

…Until things got out of hand…dun dun dunnnnnnnn….

Here’s the whole hilarious story.

Top 9 Wings In Timmins (and area):

1. Casey’s Bar and Grill
2. Mickey J’s Big House
3. Nikki’s Sports Gallery
4. East Side Mario’s
5. Jake’s Bar and Grill (South Porcupine)
6. Moneta Hotel
7. Stop 610 (Connaught)
8. Olindo’s Pizza (Iroquois Falls)
9. Montana’s

And how do you like ‘em?

• 27% of Rock Stars said “With A Beer”. We think that goes without saying.
• 2nd place was a tie for “Medium” and “Hot” with an honourable mention going to “Honey Garlic”.

In the National Post, Timmins’ own Natalie Brown writes about her transition from the North to stardom. See? Shania Twain isn’t the only celebrity to come from this city.

Click here for the article.