The Q92 Morning Crew

As heard on the Q Morning Crew…

It’s called the WINE RACK . . . and it’s basically a bra that you can fill up with wine . . . for those occasions when it just isn’t cool to be getting drunk. (–Like at church or your daughter’s piano recital.)

The bra is made of polyurethane . . . and it has a bladder which is able to hold an entire bottle of wine. It also has a hose and nozzle which ladies can discreetly sip from when no one is looking.

And to make a good thing even better, the wine rack serves the double purpose of increasing the wearer’s chest size by up to TWO FULL cup sizes.

The only catch is that the more you drink, the smaller your chest gets. (But the more you drink, the easier you get. . . which makes up for your decreasing chest size.)

GUYS!

There’s something for you too: The Beer Belly.

Ho ho ho!

What a night. Thanks again to Anything Goes on Mountjoy South for our great costumes and until next year…

It’s a cold Saturday night here, but take some comfort in knowing that southern Ontario is about to get pounded with as much as 40 cm of snow, sleet and ice pellets tonight and tomorrow. Meanwhile, Sunday in Timmins looks to be a great day, a few flurries and a high of minus 11…I’ll see you at Kamiskotia Snow Resort.

And while we’re on the weather topic, take a look at the photo in this link. Ever heard of “snowrollers”? Very cool.

Britney Spears may as well have been sleepwalking through the lazy (lethargic? lame?) performance of her new single, “Gimme More” at the VMAs. So much for a big comeback, the dancing was terrible and it went along with the worst lip-syncing in the history of the Mickey Mouse Club. On the plus side, she looked hot.

Click here to watch the video on YouTube.

***Update: Viacom (parent company of MTV) has removed this video from YouTube. Thanks to one of our listeners that found another version though, you can follow the link in the comments section below. Thanks Pauly!

***Update 2: We found another version if you’re still looking for the trainwreck…click here.

Photos are online now from the night of the Bash 2007…

If you’ve got some good shots from the concert, send ‘em in to us and we’ll post ‘em for the rest of the world to see!

Here is one big group photo from the stage, everybody say CHEESE! To see the rest, go to the photo gallery at Q92Timmins.com or click here.