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While posting the joke below, I couldn’t help but think of this clip. It’s almost disturbing how dim this contestant is.  Watch and laugh…and cry inside.

 I figure since I was once a blond, I can pass this one along.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get start ed.’

Her boyfriend asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’

The blonde says, ‘According to the picture on the box, it’s a
rooster.’

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says,

‘First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.’

He takes her hand and says, ‘Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..’ he said with a deep sigh, .. .. . .

‘Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.’

Here’s another classy contest: The 2007 World Pole Dance Championship. Not surprising, it was a controversial event, but not for the reasons you might be thinking…Controversy erupted at the World Pole Dancing Championship when the winner was disqualified for removing too many clothes. She stripped down to her bra and panties.

Wait! Isn’t that what pole dancers are supposed to do? So she was disqualified for “stripping”? I’m confused. Anyway, since the “Maytag” is no longer, here are the photos and videos.

No joke. They held the 2007 World Backside Championships in Munich.

The winner Kristina Dimitrova of Bulgaria, shows off her backside…

Click here for the full story.

You spent the whole day searching the internet for the much-hyped Eva Longoria “Sex Tape”. But it was just a joke. Here’s the video that started the rumours. It’s Eva Longoria and actor Eric Christian Olsen on Will Ferrell’s Funny Or Die website.

On tomorrow’s show we’ll be talking about foreign advertisements. It seems like something gets lots in translation when common Canadian products head overseas - especially to Japan.

I was looking for some bizarre Japanese commercials, but instead came up with this. I had to pass it on. Enjoy…and yes, it’s for real.

OK, I’ll admit it, I spend a lot of time online - probably too much. Let me share with you some of the sights that take up many hours of this girl’s life. (Guys, don’t be afraid. There is a possibility that you too can become addicted these links!)

Funny or Die - This ‘not always safe for work’ site hosts a ton of funny videos. For added pleasure, check out the Will Ferrell stuff.

Ask Men - This one is for the guys, but I read it too. It’s updated daily and has fun stuff, but also many articles to inform and laugh at. (Don’t follow all the fashion tips, is all I have to say.)

Goldenfiddle I’ve been surfing this one for awhile…it comes highly recommended. This site contains awesome links with witty headings. I’m all about the fiddle. You have to let me know what you think of this one.

Perez Hilton - I had to include this one. If you are a celebrity gossip addict (or a closeted one) this one is already book marked. This is where news is made, people.

Four links? Kinda weak. I say we start off slow - many more suggestions to come.

As you peruse my choices, let us know what keeps you online while you should be doing real life things!

Maybe you’ve seen it on TV. Maybe you’ve seen it on the big screen at Cinema 6 before Nanny Diaries (ya sure your wife made you go). And most likely you’ve heard it on Q92.

The latest Ontario Tourism campaign has a catchy song. Everytime we play the commercial on Q92, I sing along. “There’s no place like this…” And when I do that, Mel makes fun of me. Then I found out there are way worse people that sing this commercial than me! There’s actually a contest for the best sing along for this ad.

See the commercial that we’re talking about…then see the horrible (and some not so horrible) singing in this contest.

I don’t feel so bad now.

Britney Spears may as well have been sleepwalking through the lazy (lethargic? lame?) performance of her new single, “Gimme More” at the VMAs. So much for a big comeback, the dancing was terrible and it went along with the worst lip-syncing in the history of the Mickey Mouse Club. On the plus side, she looked hot.

Click here to watch the video on YouTube.

***Update: Viacom (parent company of MTV) has removed this video from YouTube. Thanks to one of our listeners that found another version though, you can follow the link in the comments section below. Thanks Pauly!

***Update 2: We found another version if you’re still looking for the trainwreck…click here.

Hey - check out The Stills Thursday night at Northern College.

Northern College Student Council presents…
The Stills, September 6th (tomorrow night) at Northern College. Tickets are 15 bucks in advance of 20 at the door. Pick yours up at CD plus, Pizza Pizza, or the Northern College S-A-C office.
Shuttle bus available from the Vic between 8 and ten. Don’t miss this all ages show. Doors open at eight.

Don’t know all the lyrics to their songs? Their website will fill you in on what this band is all about. We’ll be singing along with you at this all ages show!

Click here to visit the band’s website or click here to visit their MySpace page.