The Q92 Morning Crew

Ho ho ho! Here comes jolly ol’ Shawn and Mel, taking part in this year’s Santa Claus Pub Crawl! That’s right, it’s an annual event and you’re invited too!

This Saturday, December 15th, the 10th Annual SCPC will be hitting the streets of Timmins. It’s a fun night out to spread Christmas cheer, plus you’ll get to see Mel in an elf costume…worth it. Just make sure you go all out on the costume too.

Itinerary:

• 8pm - Mickey J’s
• 9pm - The Standard
• 10pm - Moneta
• 10:30pm - Corner Pockets
• 11pm - St. Charles
• 11:30pm - Windsor
• 12am - Victory Tavern
• 1am - Fusion
• 2am - Chez Nous

So pick up a Santa suit or elf outfit and get into the Christmas spirits…Merry Christmas and we hope to see you this Saturday.

Thanks to Anything Goes “For all your scrap-booking needs and dance-wear or shoes at 21 Mountjoy South” for supplying the Q Morning Crew with festive costumes.

While posting the joke below, I couldn’t help but think of this clip. It’s almost disturbing how dim this contestant is.  Watch and laugh…and cry inside.

 I figure since I was once a blond, I can pass this one along.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get start ed.’

Her boyfriend asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’

The blonde says, ‘According to the picture on the box, it’s a
rooster.’

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says,

‘First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.’

He takes her hand and says, ‘Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..’ he said with a deep sigh, .. .. . .

‘Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.’