Throw Away the Key
I was thrown in jail!
Bread, water, bizarre body searches…the whole deal!
OK, well, that’s how the nightmare went after a tour of the new Timmins Police Building. Have you had a tour of the place? It’s pretty fancy - Shawn says it has that new police facility smell to it still…I think that’s just the fresh paint though. A couple cool points of interest: the jail cells are VERY uncomfortable. No blankets, no pillows, no fun. But I guess that’s the point, right? Another thing - the paper shredder. They had a few of these high tech machines that are apparently pretty rare. Police documents are fed into them and are blasted into hundreds of pieces before they’re tunneled somewhere to be destroyed. You’d want to keep your rare comic books away from that monster.
I recommend that you check the place out. Public tours are running Saturday and Monday. Contact the station to book your place - and let us know what you think of the shiny new place!
You’ll want to listen to the morning show this coming Thursday. We’ll be broadcasting live from the Police Facility. Guess I’ll have to make sure I clean out my pockets before then.
Gotta go be good! You should too!