That’s right, after a losing a Man vs. Shark battle earlier this year off the coast of San Diego, we’ve come back to even the 
score. Word is an Aussie, Jason Cull, swimming off the Southwest Australian Coast at Middleton Beach encountered what he thought was a dolphin. Not quite! Turned out it was a 5-metre Great White! (That has to be a top-10 “Oh Crap!” moment of all time, right?) The shark attacked him…but Jason Cull wasn’t about to become a statistic (statistic; your more likely to be saved from hungry Orcs by an Ent than be killed by a shark. You definitely don’t want to be that guy). So what does he do? Throw dynamite into it’s mouth? No. Let it chomp down on an oxygen tank and then shoot said oxygen tank with a spear gun? No. Engage the sea beast in various battles on a fishing boat and puntuate the moment by saying, ”I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat!”? Not even. DUDE PUNCHED THE SHARK IN THE FACE!!! No way I can articulate how awesome that is. Apparently while in the 5-metre shark’s grasp, Jason Cull punched the shark in the head and then poked it in the eye, causing the shark to let go.
Jason Cull - The News Committee salutes you. You have just been voted the first ever member of the “Manliest Man of the Month” club! (club chairman; Rob Michaels)
BONUS CODE TRIVIA!!! I stole a famous line from a movie in this post. What movie did I quote?
