Mike Tyler

10 HOLIDAY ACTIVITIES . . . AND HOW MUCH THEY TURN WOMEN ON:  “Men’s Health” asked 200 women how much different holiday activities turn them on.  Here’s what they found . . . 

#1.)  DRESSING UP FOR PARTIES.  Women really like getting dressed up to go to holiday parties with you.  On a scale of one to 10 of how much it turns them on, it’s a 7.5. 

#2.)  GETTING JEWELRY.  It’s just about the best gift there is.  8 out of 10. 

#3.)  SHOPPING FOR KIDS.  Sadly, toy shopping isn’t sexy.  5 out of 10. 

#4.)  SITTING BY THE FIRE.  This is the time of year to sit by the fire . . . preferably on a bearskin rug, sipping cognac.  8.5 out of 10. 

#5.)  ICE SKATING.  This is not as much of a turn-on as you think.  6 out of 10. 

#6.)  HAVING A SNOWBALL FIGHT.  Snowball fights usually turn into jumping naked into a hot shower or bath afterwards.  8 out of 10. 

#7.)  WATCHING FOOTBALL.  Nope.  TiVo it and watch when she’s out.  3 out of 10. 

#8.)  BAKING COOKIES TOGETHER.  THE ultimate Christmas turn-on.  10 out of 10. 

#9.)  VISITING YOUR GRANDMA.  It’s the right thing to do, but it’s not a turn-on.  4.5 out of 10. 

#10.)  MAKING A SNOWMAN.  Just like the snowball fight, doing a childhood activity together is EXTREMELY exciting for her.  8 out of 10.

What holiday activities do you like best?

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Cheers,

Mike