Wanted: Brother-In-Law
On this day of everything pink hearts and red roses..I put this out there.
I want a brother-in-law.
I have a 30-something sister who has not been able to find “The One”.
Yes, she’s got a “great personality”..she’s also cute (really).. and a real blonde.
She can ski and golf..and is a devoted aunt.
She has a fabulous job..owns real estate in Toronto…
and she travels.
She also spends weekends with the same university crowd.. ( most of them are married off and having babies).
She’s not out there meeting a lot of new people.
Can you help me out?
Are you single?..Do you have a job? Are you somewhat funny? ( I’m thinking in a Monty Python, Simpsons kind of way.)
Do you still talk to your mother?
Do you want children?
Could you cope with having me as a sister-in-law ?
(Yeah.. I realize this might be part of the problem!)
Simply forward references.. and a recent police check. You know where to find me.
Don’t tell my sister about this… okay?
Happy Valentine’s Day!
lisa