Plastic Surgery Miracles

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, “I’m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

One of the others said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s president of the United States.”

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On a more serious note I think its a shame that Priscilla has felt so compelled to keep “reworking” herself. I believe she would have aged gracefully and beautifully given half the chance and, instead - she looks wooden and expressionless - not to mention, well on her way to the land of Jocelyn Wildenstein! Uh, YIKES!!!
I honestly believe that I would rather age in the manner I am meant to - droopy assets an all -lol - than end up looking the way she does now. I can’t imagine looking so obviously “worked over” and STILL not looking good let alone normal!
Seriously, my grandmother is 83 years old. I have a picture of her at age 18 in my living room next to her photo taken last year at our family bbq. She is the most stunning 80-something woman I’ve ever met. You might think it would be difficult for her childhood friends to recognize her but, I guarantee you, they’d recognize that smile and those eyes and that spirit. Cosmetic surgery would have taken most, if not - all, of that away from her. And, honestly, I’d rather look like her than Joan Rivers ANYDAY!!!