Join us tomorrow from 7am -8am for a chat with country music superstar Crystal Shawanda.  Also,  it will be day 10 of the LAZY OLYMPICS!!!  Catch ya in the morning!

Cosmopolitan offers these tis to “Survive The NFL Season”:

• Avoid arguments when he ignores you to stare at other tight ends by using these body language clues.
• Avoid him if he is up on this toes and his legs are bouncing, he’s agitated and on guard.
• Approach him if his ankles are crossed it means he’s not all that interested in what he’s doing.
• Avoid him if he leans toward things on which he’s very focused.
• Approach him if he’s preoccupied with snacks, he’s not afraid of missing something.
• Avoid him if he’s touching one part of his body to another it’s a hidden sign of stress.
• Approach him if he’s leaning back it shows he isn’t wrapped up in the TV.

One more time the listeners of the country 933 morning shows were so funny!! Only in
Fort McMurray can a 4 hour radio show be all about a PUDDLE!!!

Morrison/63 had a huge puddle this morning and the calls came in big time. Thank you for all the laughs. We did however learn something.

Hydro-locking, apparently that when your motor oil mixes with water and your engine blows up.

We also got the run down on the pass time of “puddle jumps” from Lethbridge to Nova Scotia. We learned that driving fast through a big puddle is a good time.

One more bit of education from this morning. The ear guards that water polo players wear is called a bonnet.

On that note…I am off to go swimming in the puddle.  Have a great day catch you tomorrow at 5:30

K

LAZY OLYMPICS DAY 1

We can start today’s BLOG with an update!

And the update is good news….. The Sidney Crosby Jersey was sent back to the “Kids Forever” to the person who did that “Thank You”

Now the next thing is have you been watching the Olympics?. Wow is it so cool to watch.

Megan and I got to thinking…..Don’t you wish there were Olympics that anyone could be in, For example “The Lazy Olympics” for the duration of the real Olympics, Country 933 will showcase “The Lazy Olympics”.

Click the link above and have a listen.

If there is a game you would love to compete in let us know.

kenny.jones@rci.rogers.com or megan.mckenny@rci.rogers.com

So last night CMT had the Edmonton Wildcards for the CMT Karaoke showdown. Local dude Phillip Gallant is in the running and he needs our help with votes

If you want to help Phil you can vote online at www.cmt.ca or text a vote to STAR F 66247

The next show will be on August 14 (next Thursday) on CMT channel 19 at 6pm

Let’s get Phillip to the next level.

See ya Monday

K

8 years working with Megan and just now she hits me with this one. “I don’t think we should broadcast RCMP speed traps”

This issue has been brought up to me by a lot. Listeners have yelled at me “DON”T TELL PEOPLE WHERE THE TRAPS ARE” and I understand what they are trying to say.

I have had the other side of the argument as well.

But Megan after 8 years drops this one. What do you think “To Tell or Not Too Tell?”

I have to add that I love all the people that call in with their opinions, Callers make the show fun and entertaining. We thank you for that!!! YOU RULE!!!

If not for all the great callers the show would be Ohhh SO BAD!!!!

So please keep them coming and the email….email jokes are great!!!

Oh ya if you ever want to chat about anything call us 780-791-2565

And email at kenny.jones@rci.rogers.com  or megan.mckenny@rci.rogers.com

Catch ya in the morning

K

So this morning we broke out a new theory. When I become President of Northern Alberta, I will force the government to release some land to me so I can open Idiotville.

This is how Idiot Ville will work. We build a big fence made of steel. There is one door with a big lock on it.

When a crime is committed that is so stupid the offender does not go through the system, they go into Idiotville. Inside there are no laws, rules or order the idiots just rome free. But they are locked behind the fence so the Non Idiots will not have to deal with them.

We will still have jail and court for criminals. Idiotville is reserved for the crimes that are so stupid it’s not worth wasting the time of the police.

An example of a some day residents of idiotville is the guy who stole 200 dollars from the Big Brothers/Big Sisters.

Why waste time and energy on that person. He is an idiot!!! Nuff said.

Where do you think we should build the fence?

A lot of calls today said around a tailings pond out at site. But we would then have to get boats for the idiots, We are spending enough on the fence. We will have a budget and this will be a volunteer run system.

So what do you think? Email us and give us your thoughts.

kenny.jones@rci.rogers.com  or  megan.mckenny@rci.rogers.com

Wow did the long weekend ever throw me off. Has this ever happened to you? You are working and realize that you have been thinking it is a different day??

OK confusing

There are two sides to this problem the good and the bad

First the bad

You think its Tuesday and its Monday….That is always such a let down

Now the good

You think its Wednesday and it is actually Thursday….That rules OH ya only one more day to the weekend.

Just my 2 cents for the day.

K

We are so sad to tell you, that this morning
Fort McMurray lost a great newsman. Michael Hall the Managing Editor of the Fort McMurray Today passed away at the age of 52. 

Michael came to the city from a weekly paper in Fort
Saskatchewan in 1994. He did many great things for this city and the Today He was even known to leave the newsroom and tackle a paper route when the paper was short staffed. 

Michael was a world traveller and a junkie for US politics. When it came to local news he was always on the hunt for the next story. 

He will be missed in the city, the newsroom and in the hearts of many 

Thank you Michael for the good, the bad, and the ugly 

Kenny & Megan

Julia Roberts tops the Top 10 Celebrity Moms list that helped dampen Angelina Jolie’s baby joy. April Daniels Hassar, from web site BettyConfidential.com, says the Pretty Woman star earned the number one spot because of the way she keeps her children out of the
Hollywood spotlight:

1. Julia Roberts
2. Jenny McCarthy
3. Maria Shriver
4. Tori Spelling
5. Toni Braxton
6. Demi Moore
7. Cindy Crawford
8. Gwen Stefani
9. Jennifer Garner
10. Kelly Ripa