Welcome to Idiotville
So this morning we broke out a new theory. When I become President of Northern Alberta, I will force the government to release some land to me so I can open Idiotville.
This is how Idiot Ville will work. We build a big fence made of steel. There is one door with a big lock on it.
When a crime is committed that is so stupid the offender does not go through the system, they go into Idiotville. Inside there are no laws, rules or order the idiots just rome free. But they are locked behind the fence so the Non Idiots will not have to deal with them.
We will still have jail and court for criminals. Idiotville is reserved for the crimes that are so stupid it’s not worth wasting the time of the police.
An example of a some day residents of idiotville is the guy who stole 200 dollars from the Big Brothers/Big Sisters.
Why waste time and energy on that person. He is an idiot!!! Nuff said.
Where do you think we should build the fence?
A lot of calls today said around a tailings pond out at site. But we would then have to get boats for the idiots, We are spending enough on the fence. We will have a budget and this will be a volunteer run system.
So what do you think? Email us and give us your thoughts.