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Oh boy…look what Scarlett Johansson has done…tsk tsk tsk. 

Is that…uh…music? Not my cup ‘o tea…at all. You?

Incredible but true. These two teens are certainly not the brightest crayons in the box. They walk into a police department in Florida and try to rob the lady sitting behind the bulletproof glass.

How should these kids be punished? Slap on the wrist? Made an example of? Their obvious stupidity punishment enough?

Congratulations to Jennifer Yeates! She’ll be checking out The Police at Scotiabank Place with three of her pals!

If you didn’t win, you can still enjoy Sting and the boys playing “Every Breath You Take”

Sting never ages, eh?

Amy Winehouse at it again! She was questioned today at a London police station over an alleged assault.

Word is she is accused of attacking two men early on Wednesday morning - headbutting one who tried to help her by hailing a taxi outside a bar and punching a second man in the face!

 ”I’m coo coo for coco-puffs!”

In February she won five Grammy wards and now it looks like she want’s to win the UFC lightwweight title! By the way… Her husband is in jail awaiting trial on charges of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. If they ever have a kid I hope it gets used to the bars on it’s crib. Something tells me it’ll be seeing alot of ‘em!

The Singh family of Meerut, India think they have the BIGGEST BABY in the world!

At ten months, their son Karan is 3 feet 2 inches tall and weighs 49 pounds! He eats about 20 times a day and that…uh…”big person” holding Karan is his MOMMA! at 7 feet 2 inches, Svetlana is one of the tallest women in Asia and isn’t surprised her “baby” is a little hefty. HEFTY?? Try HUMONGOUS! GIGANTIC! MASSIVE…ok…I get carried away. But that is one large child!

This weekend Miley Cyrus - heroine to a legion of 5- to 12 year-old girls (not to mention Disney’s current money-making machine) may have messed up.  Photos of Miley were released on the internet featuring her in a real PG-13 moment: Looking up playfully at a camera while yanking down her  tank top to reveal a lacy, green neon bra.

Bad bra color choice aside…are these really that bad? I guess she is only 15 so…inappropriate!

It could be worse. She could have pulled a Britney or Jaime-Lynn Spears! Yikes!

Congratulations to Erin McConnell, Helen Jamieson, Susan Tighe, Tanya Lavigne and Danielle Booth! Our 5 winners of the Melanie C Winning Weekend!

Here’s what they win: Tickets to the Melanie C show at the Bronson center on May 5th as well as an invitiation for an intimate acoustic performance by Mel C here at the Kiss Studios (you get to meet her too), fantastic cosmetics from SOOS and beautiful jewlery from STILA!

Winner Danielle Booth is a little (alot) Mel C obsessed!

Danielle says she’s got the same outfit so her and the Mel C cutout can be twins. We’re not going to have to get some extra security for the private performance, are we?

Have fun you spicy things you!

The annual Ontario Provincial Police Spring Seatbelt Campaign kicked off yersterday. Beleive it or not, the OPP says 10 per cent of the population still fails to wear their seatbelts!

I’m sure we all do something on the roads that we shouldn’t. I speed. Not so much on secondary roads or residential streets..but on the highway…ZOOM!

How about you? What do you do on the roads that you know you shouldn’t? 

Oh…and it’s a $110 fine for failing to wear a seatbelt. Be careful!

Maybe this is why the Sens aren’t doing well…they’re embarassed!

What do ya think? Corny or cool? My vote…corny (especially since you couldn’t hear what the guy was saying!)

Congratulations to Kimberly Grandinetti! She’s the winner of the Sheryl Crow Winning Weekend! Kim will be off to T.O. to see one of the biggest stars in the world at the Molson Amphitheatre in Toronto (with opening act KT Tunstall).

She’ll be hooked up with round trip transportation on Via Rail and a stay in the beautiful Downtown Delta Chelsea plus a couple of copies of Sheryl’s new cd “Detours”

Way to go Kimberly!