Archive for March, 2008

SNOW REMOVAL - UPDATE!

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Congratulations to the winner: Carolyn Renton YAY!

Carolyn will have all the snow removed from her driveway and her FRONT LAWN. Looks like she’ll be the envy of the neighborhood! Carolyn won’t have to break her back next year shoveling because she’s also won a snow removal contract for next winter from our pals at Appleseed!

Congratulations Carolyn! I won’t bother hiding my jealousy.

Great “April Fools” prank for kids

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

I think kids can pull this one off without getting into too much trouble!

 

Clear tape is great!

Oh, and you can also try the old cellophane on the toilet trick…but if anyone asks you didn’t hear it from me!

Daya Spa Winning Weekend (update)

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

The prize has been given away but check out Daya Spa’s website…it’s a fantastic spa! Erin (my lovely wife) was there this weekend for a chocolate facial and said it was just phenomenal and she’s go back in heatbeat! Reasonable prices and great staff too!

They’re gggrrrreeaat! (UPDATE)

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Check out the Great Illinois Cornflake. The high bid on ebay was over 200k…but it really sold for just over $1300. Still, for a cornflake that’s a stoopid amount.

 

I’m going through my box of cereal looking for a Ontario shaped flake..papa needs a new pair of shoes!

Full moon on Saint Patricks day

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Happy Saint Patricks day!

Try not to end up like this guy…

Éirinn go Brách

Dumb video of today - Walrus with mad skills!

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Oh you HAVE to see this! 

How bad is it that I can be outdanced by a walrus? A sad, sad reality. But not everyone's a dancer, y'know!

Time to bore you with VACATION PICTURES!

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

You can check out the pictures here and here.

And sorry… NO speedo “snake under a sheet” shots! Yikes!

Why does anybody wear those anyway?

borat thong swimsuit!

Taking it wayyy to far!

Welcome to HELL-ta airlines!

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

It’s one of those things you think will never happen to you…a VACATION NIGHTMARE!

Here’ the rundown of our exprerience:

We arrived at the airport early, checked the bags, flew through security and waited patiently at the gate…ready to vacation!

The flight was called, we boarded, buckled up and when the announcement came over the intercom system about heading to the de-icing pad to de-ice…we didn’t think anything of it. After all, this is winter flying.

So, the plane (full of people ready to start their vacation) taxies to the de-icing pad and starts getting sprayed down. After that’s done, for some reason, we start back towards the gate and not towards the runway. No communication from the cockpit or from the flight attendants or air hosts or whatever they’re called these days.

It turns out that the type of plane we were flying in has a small hatch in the cockpit (maybe for ventilation or something) and it’s that hatch that the pilots FORGOT TO CLOSE while we were de-icing! So, de-icing fluid flooded into the cockpit, ran right into the center console and knocked out all communications. No communications = no flight.

We were delayed for 13 hours, missed our connecting flight in Atlanta and the launch of the cruise boat. 

Now to be fair, when we finally got to Atlanta, Hell-ta airlines did put us up in a hotel (after we fought for it) and they did give us a 7$ meal voucher…so I guess we should be grateful, eh?

Eventually we caught up with the boat at the second port of call and started our vacation a day and a half late.  

Should we even bother complaining? Does the airline even give a @%$*?

Share your nightmares (and thanks for letting me vent)!