Maybe it’s fake…but what if it isn’t?
Sorry I haven’t posted…I am a ”morning person” but when you are filling in for someone’s show, you are just kind of overwhel…..oh, forget it. I was just rushing to get into that 25 plus degree sunshine. It was fabulous! (Fate punished me with a wicked “farmer sunburn”, so there you go.) Nice to be back.
Now, to the point of the blog (and there is one!!)
We’ve all dated them. The guy who looks great upon first blush, and then turns out to be the royal embarrassment of your dating record. You know, the closet psycho. Many people don’t recognize that psychopaths aren’t just the people we meet while watching “The First 48″, or if you prefer the slightly fantastic , any of the “CSI” shows. The true definition of a psychopath is someone who is completely unable to look at things from the perspective of another person - someone whose worldview is centered around him or herself, and unable to imagine how their actions could potentially hurt other people.
This really freaked me out, at first..but by the end of it, I was laughing at how deep the loser gene runs in this guy’s pool. According to the email text being passed around with this recording, some girls were hanging outside of a bar trying to find a cab. One of the girls, Olga, ends up meeting this guy Dimitri, and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me. After their whirlwind 30 second romance he was prompted to call and leave these two voice messages. She decided to post the calls on her blog for our enjoyment. God bless the internet!
For those of us not in the dating trenches, THIS guy makes us grateful for the occasional monotony and frequent snoring that accompanies most marriages. For those of you still out there, I hope you never meet this person. And if you do, please post his/her calls on the net!!!
(The clip is non-offensive from a “bad words” point of view, but some of the photos in the montage added by the blogger are a little intense, as are some of the comments - FYI)
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE MESSAGES
Bonus Code: PSYCHO
July 8th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
OMG, what a freak of nature. Man, more chlorine is needed in that guy’s genes. I hope that he can’t procreate.
Great YouTube video made of him though.
I went out with a man once who, by the middle of dinner had proposed - not propositioned but proposed marriage. I couldn’t get out of the restaurant fast enough.
Another Date from Hell was “Frank” who talked nonstop about himself and this included him telling me that his marriage broke up because he walked in on his wife and best friend in bed together. (Bet Frank talked about himself in his sleep too!). TMI on the first date.
The kicker was when we decided to go for a drive. Once on the road, he said that his pills were in his left pocket in case he had a seizure.
“Seizure?” I asked.
“Yeh, I was in an accident and I have a steel plate in my head.”
“You think that maybe your pills should be in your right pocket instead? Maybe I should drive?”
“No, I can drive but here are the pills if it makes you feel more comfortable.”
Whether it was the migraine that I was suffering through or his company, if we had been in a minor accident, it would have been an improvement of the date.
He was still single last time we spoke.
Maybe he needs a Life Coach. Maybe Scott Baio can give him some pointers.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Like STFU already. Give him Wacko Jacko’s phone number. Now that’s what I call a perfect freakish couple
July 9th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Okay, I just had to listen to it again. He is such a freak. Now lets say he’s not for real, for him to come up with his sick nouns, verbs and adjectives that he probably doesn’t even know the meanings, I believe he is out there and that is his way of life. Anyone that speaks that lingo sh*t has to have been abused as a child and is a psycho path. You can’t come up with trash like that if you don’t have it in you. Again, send him to Wacko Jacko.
That was hilarious. I’d love to meet a guy like that so I could have some good laughs with my friends.
See what you can do for me EH! Dez. I like it