Day of the Dead. Out now. (****4/10)
Sunday, October 5th, 2008Day of the Dead was yet another zombie movie in George A. Romero’s long and brilliant legacy of zombie movies. Released in 1985, it was yet another innovative, socially intelligent film from the greatest of the zombie directors. And if he were dead, the 2006 version of Romero’s Day Of The Dead would make him claw through his coffin lid, rise from his grave, and bite Mena Suvari in the face. Calling this a remake misses the point entirely. This Day of the Dead has two things in common with the 1985 version. Zombies and the title. That’s it. The original movie was all about people trapped underground in a bunker as zombies have taken over the earth. The 2006 version is all about screaming, running, and Mena Suvary being hot.
Once again, these zombies buy in to the new zombie style. They are fast. In fact, in an unusual twist for zombies, they seem to be blessed with superhuman abilities. They can crawl up walls and on ceilings. But only when it is convenient for a creepy-looking camera shot. When there are people crawling through the ceiling ducts, and the zombies want to get them and eat them, they resort to velociraptor-in-Jurassic-Park style jumping straight up, apparently forgetting that they can crawl on the ceilings themselves. There are other problems - Mena Suvari is the least convincing military commander since Jessica Biel in The Kingdom, and Nick Cannon is totally useless. But more than anything, this movie sucks because it features every cliche in the zombie movie book, without any of the innovation, charm, or social commentary that makes a good zombie movie.
The special effects are decent, the zombies themselves are fairly scary, but overall there is not much point to this movie. It’s ludicrous in parts, boring in others, and obvious in the rest. Check out Romero’s Day of the Dead from 1985, if you enjoy the zombie genre. Don’t check this one out.