Cynical Cinema

I’m a big fan of Cillian Murphy’s.  Since the excellent 28 Days Later, he hasn’t made a single bad movie.  Lucy Liu, on the other hand, has starred in exactly two good movies in her life.  Shanghai Noon and Kill Bill.  Well, make that three good movies.  Because Watching The Detectives is pretty good.  Murphy and Liu have terrific chemistry together, and the script is clever and quick without being overly nerdy.  And this is the type of movie that could easily become terribly nerdy.  You see, it’s about a movie nerd.  And movies about movie nerds tend to be made BY movie nerds, and they become so self-referential and obscure that they can be enjoyed only by OTHER movie nerds.  But thankfully, Watching The Detectives manages to be accessible to regular people as well!

Watching The Detectives, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the works of Elvis Costello, is a song about a woman who, well, watches detectives.  She’s a femme fatale who enjoys messing with people, causing mayhem and then sitting back and watching the results.  “She’s filing her nails as they’re dragging the lake”.  We think at first that it is Cillian Murphy who is “watching the detectives” in this movie.  He is a movie nerd, running a local video store (much like the store in Be Kind Rewind, in that it specializes in hard-to find VHS tapes).  He is watching the world go by, without getting actually involved.  He spends all his time with movies.

Then Lucy Liu blows into his life, turning it upside down.  Her charismatic and on-the-edge craziness snap him out of his daydream of a life, and soon he finds himself breaking into other video stores, facing down the FBI in his back room, and getting into crazier and crazier adventures.  And after a while, we learn that it isn’t Murphy who’s “watching the detectives”, it’s actually Lucy Liu who is the character from the song.  And as Murphy falls for her more and more, and his life spirals more and more out of control, we begin to question her motives, much like we would if we were watching a film noir, like the type Murphy is so obviously into.  But as the movie gets sillier and sillier, it remains very watchable and interesting, thanks mostly to the performances of Murphy and Liu.  Watching The Detectives came out August 5th from Peace Arch Entertainment.

Kung-Fu Panda is not a kids movie so much as it is a kung-fu movie.  For kids.  Jack Black is the voice of the panda, Po, who is a clumsy fat oaf with a passion for kung-fu.  He is a huge fan of the Furious Five, who are the great kung-fu fighters of his little village.  Each one represents a different style of kung-fu, styles which will be very familiar to any fan of the kung-fu genre of movies.  The crane (David Cross), the viper (Lucy Liu), the mantis (Seth Rogen), the monkey (Jackie Chan) and the tigress (Angelina Jolie).  The film opens with a dream Po is having, a scene out of so many kung-fu movies, where the bad guys show up in the restaurant where the hero is quietly eating his food, and soon he is forced to kick all of their asses, causing massive property damage to the restaurant.

 Of course, this is just Po’s dream - in reality, he is not a martial arts hero, he is an employee in his father’s noodle shop.  When he lies to his dad and says he was dreaming about noodles, his dad flies into a frenzy - his son has had the noodle dream!  He is ready to take over the noodle shop from his father!  (Another wonderful theme from so many kung-fu flicks.)  In reality though, Po wants to be in the kung-fu scene.  And when there is going to be a big ceremony to annoint the next “chosen one”, the martial artist to whom ultimate enlightenment will be given, he does everything he can to go watch.  Through a series of mishaps (most of them hilarious), he ends up in the arena, and actually looks to be the “chosen one” himself.  Of course, the choice of Po sparks controversy.  How can he be the chosen one when he’s a big fat clumsy panda with no kung-fu skills at all?

The master, Shifu (voiced by Dustin Hoffman), is very annoyed at the selection of Po as the chosen one.  He believes that his master Oogway (a tortoise) has become senile and chosen the wrong person (or…animal) to be the chosen one.  Oogway, by the way, is hilarious.  He dispenses this bizarre, cubicle-wall type wisdom that is incredibly cheesy, even for a kung-fu movie.  (”The past is history, the future is a mystery, and right now is a gift.  That is why they call it the present.”)  But it’s delievered so solemnly that it’s awfully funny.  Anyway, Shifu decides that he will do everything he can to get Po to quit, so one of the other students can claim the title of “dragon warrior”, and get a chance to read the “dragon scroll” and become the greatest martial artist in history.  But Po won’t be so easily dissuaded.

Compounding the problem is the fact that Tai-Lung (voice of Ian McShane), a snow leopard, has escaped from the massive prison that holds him captive.  Tai-Lung is the former disciple of Master Shifu, a kung-fu student who surpassed even his master in skill, but then went bad.  He tried to take the dragon scroll for himself, but was driven away and imprisoned by Shifu and Oogway.  He is now bent on returning to the temple, taking the dragon scroll, and exacting horrible revenge on all those who turned against him.  Only Po, of course, stands in his way.

Kung-Fu Panda is terrific because everything in the movie rings true in terms of actual kung-fu cinema.  References to other movies abound.  Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Kill Bill, Hero, Once Upon A Time In China, and many others.  The one film I think is most closely mirrored is Kung-Fu Hustle, a bonkers kung-fu comedy that is available on DVD now, with very similar themes.  The bad guy gets out of prison and comes to attack the good guy, who all of a sudden learns that he is the chosen one with crazy kung-fu skills…very similar movies, both extremely good.  And in terms of old classics, Kung-Fu Panda most closely resembles the Jackie Chan comedic martial arts classic Drunken Master, with the main difference being that Master Shifu is not drunk.  But substitute the booze in that movie with the food from this one, and you have many very similar scenes.

Kung-Fu Panda is definitely funny, and definitely kid-friendly, but it’s so much more than a silly kids movie.  It’s a solid, very well done kung-fu film.  And the resolution in the final scene is absolutely perfect.  I don’t think I’m giving too much away here - it is a kids’ movie after all - but Po defeats Tai-Lung in the end with a style that has been perfectly set up over the course of the rest of the film, with Master Shifu’s teachings, Oogway’s wisdom, and Po’s own proclivities.  The only difference between Kung-Fu Panda and a real kung-fu movie in this style is the fact that Master Shifu actually lives in the end.  Hey - after all, it IS a kids’ movie.