Strange Wilderness. Even worse than it seems. (**2/10)

Paramount Home Entertainment releases Strange Wilderness on May 20th. It’s yet another movie featuring Adam Sandler’s buddies, from his Happy Madison production company. This group seems to be able to churn out thirty movies a year, of varying quality from below-average to insanely putrid. Strange Wilderness is somewhere in the middle. It’s dreadful. It’s the story of a bunch of Adam Sandler’s friends who attempt to revive their flagging TV wilderness show (Strange Wilderness) by tracking down and finding and filming Bigfoot. Which ends up being a series of animal attacks, idiotic jokes, stoner jokes, and more animal attacks. See, there’s this turkey, and it attacked a guy while he was peeing, so it’s on his junk. And it’s stuck there. And it’s a special turkey, so they can’t just chop it’s head off and kill it. So they have to massage it’s neck, and there’s this hot nurse who has to do it, which means she’s really massaging…oh, come on.

The cast is fairly good, because it is full of some quality comic actors. Justin Long, Steve Zahn, and the always-funny Jonah Hill, who has some decent moments. But the script is so thin that there is no reason for anything to actually happen. It’s just a series of toilet humour jokes and painful gags that grows tiresome right away. Shark attacks are played for humour, with incredibly poor results, the one hot girl is constantly pursued by a bunch of horny drunken idiots, with the intended effect of creating comedy. Once again, with poor results. And the final bigfoot gag is so badly done, obvious and, amazingly for this movie, underplayed that it negates the entire premise of the film. Strange Wilderness is neither strange, nor does it involve good wilderness. It’s just stupid, and is best ignored altogether. Which is why I didn’t write a longer review.

2 Responses to “Strange Wilderness. Even worse than it seems. (**2/10)”

  1. Mike Donnelly Says:

    Hi Eric, I am a big fan of Cynical Cinema and I have created a facebook group to rally support for your show! the group link is: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=28374608016 , you may have to sign up for facebook before you can view it. If nothing else, it would be a fan base for you and your show! I have used a picture of you that was found on google images, please let me know if it is ok to use, if not, I will remove it right away! The picture is ” The Human Forklift” I’m not trying to step on any copyright toes here, just wanted to use a good picture for the group profile and thought that this was a good one! As of this post, I have just created the group, so I am the only member right now, but I will be getting the word out asap!
    Long Live Cynical Cinema! WooHoo!

  2. Mike Donnelly Says:

    btw, the group name is ” Eric The Intern vs The Suits ”
    Looking forward to your thoughts!
    Mike Donnelly

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