So the “big night” has come and gone and let me tell you, I am very tired today.
Despite my fatigue, the Juno Awards ceremony was a blast! I had the opportunity of a lifetime to interview stars like Anne Murray, Michael Buble, Finger Eleven, Hedley and for about three-and-a-half seconds….Avril Lavigne.
It was an amazing time but filled with stress on the red carpet. Going live every half hour while trying to file clips, not miss an interview, and keep your sanity isn’t easy. I’ll be honest I felt overwhelmed at certain points but was able to somewhat pull off a decent set of reports.
I think the most fun was actually listening to Michael Buble speak after his Fan Choice Award. He was full of life and I don’t think there was one person in the media room backstage with a straight face through his diatribe. Buble had a number of zingers including: “What I love most about Alberta is the women…especially when they grow those Lenny MacDonald moustaches. You don’t notice them after a couple of beers”
The most draw-dropping moment with him was when he was talking about Dorito’s and included a sexual comment.
Wait…before I let you know what he said I have to save my butt.
WARNING WARNING WARNING…this quote is not for children or people afraid of raunchy material.
Okay…now that that’s out of the way, this is what the crooner had to say: “I do love Dorito’s. I just learned when you’re eating them you should never watch dirty movies. (laughter) No it’s true, I thought something was really wrong with me but it was….it was Dorito’s. (More laughter.) That was so disgustingly unclassy but I’m Michael Buble…that’s all I have to say, I’m Michael Buble!”
I heard today that joke is old and also made with other snacks like cheezies. But it was the first time I’ve heard it and I was shocked, I had no clue he had a potty mouth.
Avril Lavigne basically walked right past the local media section on the red carpet. She stopped for people like Ben Mulroney and Rick the Temp (he will always be a temp to me) but only answered a handful of questions for the others.
I was taken aback when I saw Jack Layton walking the red carpet with the stars. Most of the entertainment reporters where I was didn’t really care for Jack because he wasn’t a celeb. But with me being a political junky I couldn’t pass up the chance to at least get a few words. He was very nice and told me he was star-struck to meet Jesse Cook because he and Olivia Chow have had many romantic dances under the stars to his guitar music.
I met my friends of Finger Eleven for the zillionth time. They were all-smiles after grabbing their first Juno (I know, it’s hard to believe they’ve only won one) and we chatted about the possibility of a Finger Eleven musical like what’s been done with ABBA, The Who and Queen. They said if someone wants to do it they’ll give the rights and maybe help finance it but they didn’t want to get on stage and do the choreography themselves.
Hedley was another group of guys who kept my abs working from the laughter. Those guys are a hoot and we simply joked around for a minute or two (because that’s basically all the time you get) about Alberta, the red carpet and the odd Calgary weather.
Russell Peters was also a joker who definitely made his rounds, but if he wasn’t then I think we all would have been disappointed. One of the funniest stories about Peters (besides embarrassing that 11-year-old boy) is probably the screw up from Ben Mulroney. Mulroney tried to get the crowd going by yelling “Ladies and gentleman here he is…Russell Simmons!”
In case you don’t know…Russell Peters and Russell Simmons are two different people. Simmons is from New York and is the co-founder of Def Jam Records and creator of the clothing line Phat Farm. Peters is a stand up comic from Toronto. Needless to say it was a tad embarrassing for the former Prime Minister’s son.
All-in-all I had a wonderful time. And I’m sure all of you will join me in inviting the Junos back to Calgary as soon as we can get them.