My Dog Made Me Do It!
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
Tatum O’Neal
The other day Tatum O’Neal was arrested for allegedly trying to buy crack cocaine. The actor and former drug addict claimed she was doing research for a role. You would think she had done enough research for one lifetime when she was previously dependent on heroin and coke, but I digress. Now The New York Post is saying the Rescue Me co-star claims she was distressed over the loss of her dog and that caused her to fall off the wagon.
What are some of the worst excuses you’ve heard? Someone tried to get out of having dinner with me once (a meal I had cooked I might add) by texting me that he was too tired from shovelling his driveway. I guess he was too cowardly or didn’t respect me enough to at least dial my number and make up a credible lie. Can you top that? Do you have an acquaintance who is full of laughable excuses? Share your experiences by clicking on the No Comments/Comments link below. Today’s Jack Nation bonus code is WORSTEXCUSES. It may not get you out of a jam, but it will score you points until June 6th.