Who Should Play You in a Movie?
Barack Obama & Will Smith
Barack Obama recently said that if they ever turn his life into a movie, Will Smith should be cast in the starring role. Obama claims it’s because they have the same ears. I guess I can sort of see that. But it got me thinking - who would I want to play me in a movie? I would like to think Julianne Moore because we have similar colouring and I think she’s elegant, but Joan Cusack is probably more appropriate, especially if you consider the roles she usually plays and some of the quirky things that have happened in my life.
Julianne Moore & Joan Cusack
Who would play you in a film? It could be because of their looks, their personality or real life experiences. Heck, it could be pure fantasy. I would really like Salma Hayek to play me, but unfortunately for her, we look nothing alike. :) Click on the No Comments/Comments link below to regale us with your thoughts. And don’t stop there. Feel free to tell us who should play your family, prominent politicians, your boss, your mailman… Today’s Jack Nation bonus code is ACTOR. It’s valid until March 1st.
By the way, today is the last day to vote for Toronto to appear on the World Edition of Monopoly! At last check, Montreal was kicking our collective GTA butt. Go back a few blog postings to retrieve the link. There’s also a bonus code on that page that is valid until February 29th, so if you haven’t entered it, it’s definitely worth your time.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Since we have the same body shape and similar ethnic background, maybe Sammo Hung would play me, but he’s like 20 years older than me. Maybe Jack Black since I kinda have the same body shape and wit as him. Or perhaps that guy John Cho from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. He was the Chinese guy (Harold) and his hair is similar to mine. Even Rob Schneider could play me since he’s a Filipino guy like myself. Of course, Rob is only half Filipino, but then again, so is Enrique Iglesias. Sorry to say, but I don’t look half as good as Enrique.
Carly’s Note: And Enrique doesn’t have half your personality! Thanks for the laugh, Louie.
February 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Hey Carly; As a kid I would have Ron Howard (Opie) play me, we both grew up with a fishing rod in our hands. As an adult, Norm Peterson from Cheers, I’m not large (in the gut) like he is, but we both LOVE our beer.
Mike Mr.Ale Lenz
Carly’s Note: Excellent choices for excellent reasons. I hope you make the same money as these guys, too.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Hey Carly,
Things have changed on the Monopoly website. It’s “wildcard” time and Quebec is in the lead.
I would have loved to see TO on the board, but my birth province will have to do.
Take care,
Louise
Carly’s Note: My understanding was that the deadline for the Top 20 spots was February 28th and the wild card contest started on February 29th. Mind you, I didn’t look into the time zone issue. It would be great if all three Canadian cities made it to the final board, but it’s good to know at least one has an excellent shot.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I’ve been told I look like Michelle Pfeiffer and Anna Nicole Smith (hopefully the slimmer version, and sadly she wouldn’t be available to do a movie). Do they even look alike?? Probably it’s more like a younger Dolly Parton…same height, big boobs (mine are real), blonde hair (my hair is real too, and it’s down to my hips - which don’t lie). I’m not totally comfortable with looking like plastic people. Actually I think I kind of look like an older Shakira…I think she’s tiny too, and I’m definitely okay with that one! No one actually believes my real age, I think it’s the hair, which I often wear crimped. My husband on the other hand, looks EXACTLY like Kenny Rogers (without the money). He has actually been asked for his autograph quite a few times, even in different countries, Australia, Tasmania and Barbados included. I think Dolly and Kenny should do a duet in a movie. “Islands in the Stream” anyone??
Carly’s Note: So you guys don’t even need costumes when you go to Halloween parties! That’s awesome! As for Anna Nicole Smith, she made big boobs and big hips hot in her Guess model days. Unfortunately, it was all downhill after that.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
*I* should play me in a movie! I’m still reasonably hot, have most of my marbles and gosh darnit, people like me! (That and I haven’t spent the past ten years trying to make it in the entertainment industry just to hand the role of *myself* over to someone else. DUH!)

As for you, I have to disagree with the Julianne Moore comparison. Yes, she’s elegant etc. … but she’s way too old. She’s now in her late 40s, which puts her at least 25 years older than you.
Besides, I think you’re inimitable, so there’s almost no point in trying to duplicate.
Cheers!
-S.B.
PS: Yes, I know I’m shameless - but admit it: you’re grinning! Tee hee!
Carly’s Note: From ear to ear. I admire your self-confidence and appreciate the compliment. Have a great weekend!
February 29th, 2008 at 6:26 am
Definitely, Jennifer Tilly. Ditzy,wierd,( think of the movie” Bullets over Broadway…”) and similiar facial features..are far as a pug nose, DARK eyes, and hair.
…FORGET the body….:) Where the hell do they grow boobs like that??
OR..maybe Lena Olin???
Maybe I’ll just go with a olive skinned, brunette blow-up doll……LOL!!
Have a great weekend Carly!
Carly’s Note: Thanks for the laugh. If you figure out where they grow those boobs, let me know. At one point, I gained some weight and the girls obviously got bigger, but when I lost the pounds, they were smaller than before I gained the weight. How does that happen???
February 29th, 2008 at 7:43 am
My husband always used to tell me Neve Cambell should play me. But that was before we had or son, Now maybe Rosanne Barr (ha ha baby weight sucks). My mother on the other hand could be confused for Shelly Long’s double!!. My Husband well I’d love to say Leonardo DiCaprio for looks but I think Jamie Kennedy is closer personality wise. Have a great one!
Carly’s Note: Great examples! As for the baby weight, don’t worry about it. Queen Latifah has made curves hot again. She can play me any day, except that, you know, I’m not black, chesty or sassy. But hey, if Cate Blanchett can play Bob Dylan…