Scariest Words at Xmas
Thursday, December 20th, 2007
The scariest words at Christmas have to be “some assembly required” because the best gift ever is only the best gift everif it actually works. So there you are, it’s Christmas morning, the kids are excited because they want to play with the present they’ve been fancying for months, but first you have to assemble it under the watchful eyes of the inlaws. The pressure is on. Well, never fear. Men’s Health Magazine is here with a few helpful tips on how to safely assemble toys.
- Always read the directions before starting.
- Have the proper tools handy. (Teeth and knees don’t count.)
- Never assemble under the influence. (I would hope this wouldn’t be an issue on Christmas morning, but you never know…)
- Spread a white sheet on the floor and arrange the parts in groups.
Good luck! May your exclamations of “Christ” this season always be followed by “mas”. 
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