Spread Some Christmas Love

Halloween is done, which means Christmas is just around the corner.  The Bay at Yonge and Queen revealed its much-anticipated Christmas window display today.  I’m going to check it out this weekend and hopefully get some gift-giving ideas.  It’s never too soon to start your shopping.  That way, you spread the total cost out over various pay cheques.  But what do you give the guy or gal who has everything, without breaking the bank?  Syphilis, that’s what!  If you don’t know the person that intimately, you could always just pass along the Common Cold or maybe Athlete’s Foot.  GIANTmicrobes.com offers reasonably-priced plus toy versions of maladies, calamities, critters, even venereals.  Most diseases are an economical $8.95, before taxes and shipping, and complete sets vary from $15.95 to $44.95.  Who couldn’t use a little Flesh Eating Disease after all that turkey and stuffing?  As the website says, it will put you on a diet - fast!

Syphilis

Isn’t Syphilis cute?

The bonus code SYPHILIS is worth 100 Jack Nation points.  You have until November 8th to enter it.  For extra points, don’t forget to refer your friends.  You’ll get 1000 bonus points for each successful referral, plus 10% of the points they earn in their first 7 days.  Fulls details at 925jackfm.com.

 

 

 

 

3 Responses to “Spread Some Christmas Love”

  1. Jeff Says:

    An authority on STD’s, Carly?

  2. thedoctorizin Says:

    Bahahhahaaa….!!! Carly, you crack me up!!! How you went from Christmas window shopping to “syphilis” being cute takes talent!! :)
    I’ll just stay outdoors(so to speak..) and window shop. Instead of “going in”!!

    Have a Great day!!!

  3. Hedgehog69 Says:

    So Carly glad I found you
    use to listen to you on the Q WHOOPS bad word.
    So are you going to give Jeff syphilis for christmas

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