Waffle Fracas
Monday, October 22nd, 2007
Kid Rock was recently arrested for fighting at a Waffle House restaurant in Atlanta. What is it about waffle eateries that inspires altercations? A boyfriend and I were accosted outside a pancake place at Yonge and Davisville a number of years ago. That restaurant’s long gone - kind of like the state of most patrons at breakfast hangouts apparently. There’s just something about Texas toast, three eggs, baked beans, home fries, sausage and a bottomless cup of coffee that seems like a good idea when you’re hammered at 4 o’clock in the morning. After you get through making all those decisions - white or brown or multi-grain, bacon or ham or sausage, scrambled or over easy or poached, orange or grapefruit or V8 - it’s no wonder some guys snap! Or maybe it’s the indigestion that causes them to make faces that are then perceived as looking at someone funny and thus instigating a fight. So in order to avoid future troubles, Kid Rock, don’t party to excess (yeah, right) or just make sure you pack some Tums if you do.
Jack FM is playing the latest Kid Rock tune. It’s called So Hott and it rocks! For 100 Jack Nation points, enter SOHOTT in the bonus code section of your account. It’s valid until October 29. And don’t forget to check Samantha Stevens’ blog for other points opportunities.
